Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away…
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...