The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...