Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Worm your way out of that one!
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Question and answer blonde jokes
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ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
Fruit of your Life
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A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
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Cigarette problems
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Man’s Intention
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Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
I have a magical dancing duck
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