tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!