Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...