Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...