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There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
Army fitness report
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Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
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Why did the cactus cross the road?
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What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
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Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...