How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
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Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
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Felines
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Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
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Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
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rolling stones
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