Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...