I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.