picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...