The 2 Hunters
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...