Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...