Counting Sheep
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Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
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How To Be A Man!
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How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
blind farmer
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Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !