Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...