A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp