How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream