How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
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New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
IN THE BAG
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The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...