Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...