Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...