Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between “hello” and “what’s your...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...