Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...