A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...