The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....