Worm your way out of that one!
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El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……