How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...