Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Scared sleeping
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Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
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Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...