Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...