The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?