Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...