Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...