No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...