Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...