Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...