Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...