He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
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A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
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A midget walks into the doctors and says…
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Men are from earth…
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Girls Night Out
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Blonde weighs baby
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DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
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