Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...