The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...