What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...