Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...