Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...