Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...