Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Ethical Code for Patients
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...