Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...