Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...