On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...