Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...