Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...