Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...