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A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
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Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
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What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
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Why are spiders like tops?
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