Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...